Pick Up Lines

☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 

 

☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic 

 

☻I'm good at math, U+I=69 

 

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK 

☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. 

 

☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..

☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. 

 

☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 

 

☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you. 

 

☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? 

 

☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. 

 

☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square? 

 

☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 

 

☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? 

 

☻Baicarumba...are those real? 

 

☻Be unique and different, just say yes. 

 

☻Can I flirt with you? 

 

☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. 

 

☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. 

 

☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. 

 

☻Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? 

☻Greetings and salivations 

 

☻Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. 

 

☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! 

 

☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? 

 

☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. 

 

☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? 

 

☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? 

 

☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. 

 

☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. 

 

☻Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. 

 

☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate. 

 

☻I wonder what our children will look like. 

 

☻I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off? 

 

☻If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. 

☻If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. 

 

☻If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". 

 

☻It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me? 

  

☻That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 

 

☻The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. 

 

☻There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass. 

 

☻There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. 

 

☻Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 

 

☻You're so hot, your ass is on fire. 

☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? 

 

☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. 

 

☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled... 

 

☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. 

 

☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. 

 

☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name. 

☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 

 

☻What time do you have to be back in heaven? 

 

☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 

 

☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. 

 

☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. 

 

☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 

 

☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! 

 

☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. 

☻Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. 

☻Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. 

☻Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? 

☻Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. 

☻Got two nipples for a dime? 

☻Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. 

☻Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! 

☻Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? 

☻I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. 

☻I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.