Absurd Messages

☻Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…

☻How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

☻Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…

☻Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!

☻Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

☻Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

☻5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!

☻DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?

☻Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …