Text SMS Insults
☻Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
☻Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
☻I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
☻You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
☻Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
☻Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
☻Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
☻Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
☻You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
☻All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
☻I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
☻You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
☻He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
☻Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
☻If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
☻You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
☻You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
☻I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
☻Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
☻Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
☻Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
☻I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
☻Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
☻I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
☻Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
☻You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
☻I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
☻Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
☻I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
☻Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
☻I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
☻You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
☻Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
☻Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
☻Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
☻Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
☻You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
☻All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
☻I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
☻You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
☻He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
☻Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
☻If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
☻You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
☻You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
☻I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
☻Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
☻Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
☻Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
☻I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
☻Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
☻I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
☻Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
☻You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
☻I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
☻Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
☻I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
☻4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!
☻Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
☻I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
☻As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
☻Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...
☻My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
This describes everything you are not...
☻My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
☻Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!
☻ Do I look like a damn people person?
☻This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
☻Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
☻Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
☻I think the sun shines out of your arse.
☻Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
☻Let's be honest with each other . . .
we've both come here for the same reasons.
☻Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
☻Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
